Fuck the Dealer: The Ultimate Card Drinking Game Guide

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Boomit Team
February 1, 2025
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Looking for a drinking game that’s simple, chaotic, and guarantees a wild time? Welcome to Fuck the Dealer! This classic card game is a party staple, designed to test your luck and tolerance in equal measure. It’s perfect for large groups, full of laughs, and might just turn the dealer into everyone’s favorite target.

What You Need

To play Fuck the Dealer, you’ll need the following:

  • A standard 52-card deck
  • 3 or more players (the more, the better)
  • Alcohol (beer or your choice of drink)
  • A table or flat surface to play on

Make sure your cards are shuffled, and you’re ready to go!

Rules of Fuck the Dealer

Here’s how the game works:

1. Set Up

  • Choose a player to be the first dealer. A popular way to decide is by having everyone draw a card—the player with the lowest card becomes the dealer. (Aces are low.)
  • Shuffle the deck and place it face down in the center of the table.

2. How to Play

  • The dealer starts by drawing the top card of the deck, keeping it hidden.
  • The player to their left guesses the value of the card (e.g., 7, Queen, etc.).
  • If the guess is wrong:
    • The dealer hints whether the actual card is higher or lower.
    • The player gets a second guess.

3. Drinking Penalties

  • If the player guesses incorrectly twice, they drink the difference between their second guess and the card’s value.
    (Example: If they guessed 5 and the card is 9, they drink 4 sips.)
  • If the player guesses correctly on their:
    • First guess: The dealer drinks 4 sips.
    • Second guess: The dealer drinks 2 sips.

4. Passing the Deck

  • If the dealer survives three consecutive players guessing wrong, the role of the dealer passes to the next player clockwise.
  • Used cards are placed face-up in a discard pile, making it easier to track what’s left in the deck.

Pro Tips & Variations

Tips for Winning

  • Track the Discards: Pay attention to the cards already revealed. This improves your chances of making an educated guess.
  • Start in the Middle: Guesses like 6, 7, or 8 give you the best odds on the first try.
  • Mind Games: As a dealer, bluffing or subtle reactions can mislead players into making poor guesses.

Optional Rules

  • Dumbass Rule: If someone guesses a card already in the discard pile, they take a penalty drink for not paying attention.
  • Double or Nothing: Players can bet double drinks by guessing both the suit and value correctly on the first try. High risk, high reward!
  • Dealer’s Revenge: If two consecutive players fail to guess correctly, the dealer can make a player of their choice take a shot.

Ready to Play?

Grab a deck, shuffle those cards, and dive into the madness of Fuck the Dealer. For more epic party games, check out other drinking game ideas on Boomit. Cheers to an unforgettable night!

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